Mike Humble has now been a Rover 75 owner for 72 hours, has the honeymoon period ended or does it still look promising?
As I draw the living room curtains each morning before leaving for work, the early morning sunshine glances off the chrome grille and bumper insert of the 75, it’s a nice sight first thing in the morning. As I have said before, historically I would have never considered a Rover 75, indeed around this time last year, I recall a conversation with Keith over why the Rover 75 never floated my boat as t’were.
The Rover 800 had the potential to fall apart around you as you drove at speed, akin to one of those little cars the clowns would chug around in at the circus. But quality aside, I loved the 800, especially the earlier ones and have always fancied one. When Rover first launched the 75, I was a man in my late 20s and thought that the cutting edge of modern technology motoring should not look like the Rover 75, even though its shape even today is rather svelte.
Over the years as I have grown sideways and grey, I found the 75 to be a pretty car to stare at. In my own opinion, Richard Woolley and his styling team did a truly fantastic job of catching the retro theme with many draught ideas making it to the production line in Cowley. Those door handles which are chunky billets of chromium plate are a joy to tug and those oversized inside door pulls and bulbous column switches mean that you could probably be able to drive it wearing boxing gloves – it’s a pretty shape and design exercise, funny how that back in ’98 I was aghast in horror.
I remember with a smile a fitter I worked with who bought a tribly hat from Northampton market, he would wear it whenever he went out on road test or PDI thus ending up with a mild telling off, they used to get a fair bit of stick!
So bringing things up to speed, I am now a middle aged man, living in a middle class area, driving a Rover 75. How does it feel? – nice. Obviously having a company smoker, the 75 is pretty much our 2nd car – well actually third as ‘er indoors has a company Golf too, but every chance I get the Rover gets used.
Pretty much from day one it’s been pressed into service with only the usual fluid checks and everything seems okay. Saturday just gone saw me fly up to Brent Cross to meet Keith for the kerbcrawling article, armed with just my camera, snouts and wallet – no tools – the journey went without any murmer or hitch whatsoever. I came home via the North/South Circular road through some torturous traffic only to be stopped by a Met traffic car advising me that a rear indicator was showing an almost white light near the Chiswick roundabout.
They allowed me to continue on the proviso that I dealt with it promptly upon returning to leafy Horsham, which I duly did along with a wing repeater bulb. So far there has been zero oil or water consumed, the tyres need rotating and I think a nearside track rod end is due but mechanically, it’s ruddy sweet.
Some niggling jobs have been attended to including a jammed ashtray which refused to slide out fully which turned out to have a wedged £2 coin in it – result. And a really annoying fault with the steering column adjuster lock. During spirited driving, the wheel would drop half an inch and giving the rim a good pull would cause the wheel to pull outwards owing to the lock system needing attention. I had the same fault on a Sierra Sapphire years ago and it annoyed the hell out of me and it’s also an MoT failure too.
After just 15 minutes work with a Phillips and 13mm spanner all is back to normal and the steering wheel locks tight again while also seemingly sharpening it’s road manners – or could that just be a placebo effect? who knows. Amazingly, all the car now needs is a good valet inside and the plan of action is to paint the bottom of the bumpers and sills satin black while adding some torpedo badges to the front doors, I think the pre 2000 Cowley cars look that bit smarter this way.
If I get chance to visit the breakers this weekend, I will grab some rear quarter trims with logos on them – I might even push the boat out for a pre Operation Drive boot lid trim. If time allows, the oil and water will be flushed through too.
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